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Trinity Climbing Wall Route Grades

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 06/10/2008 - 12:51am
September 2008 the climbing wall in Trinity was stripped bare and professionals were brought in from the UK to set all new routes.

A guide list crudely written in chunky black marker was taped to the side of a locker showing the approximate gradings for the routes. The list was later removed, possibly vandalised giving me an extra push to type up the following list.

Please note, gradings are subjective[1]. Wall A is the route nearest the entrance, and wall N is the slab routes at the far corner of the room.

Wall A
Grey 5+
Orange 6B
Green 6B+

Wall B
Blue 6B
Red 6A

Wall C[2]
White 6B
Grey 7A+
Green 6A+

Wall D
Yellow 6C
Red 6B+

Wall E
Green 6A+
Orange 7B

Wall F
Blue 6A+
Red 6C+
Grey 7A

Wall G
White 6A
Green 6C
Blue 6B

Wall H
Black 5+
Orange 6C+

Wall I
White 6A
Yellow 6B+

Wall J
Green 6C
Black 6B
Blue 7A

Wall K
White 6A
Red 6B
Orange 6B+

Wall L
Yellow 6B
Green 6A+
Grey 6B+

Wall M[3]
Red 5+
Blue 5+
White 4+

Wall N
Yellow 5
Orange 5
Grey 6B+


[1] The red route on Wall B seems unusually easy for a 6A but perhaps not easy enough to consider it as 5, hard to know.
[2] Additional black holds have been added to allow for bouldering practice on Wall C.
[3] To help build stamina climb the Red, White, and Blue consecutively. This wall has been sometimes called The French Connection Part 2. Before the routes were reset there was also another section of wall with Red, White, and Blue routes which were dubbed The French Connection, I'm not sure who came up with the name but it was Brendan Holland who first mentioned it to me.


Climb safely.

Nokia Fail.

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 17/08/2008 - 12:09pm
"Out of memory please delete messages".

Have megabytes of memory on the phone card and yet I'm being asked to delete messages, WTF?
Fail.
The backup and archiving options are less than ideal either. Sigh.

Word of warning: Eee PC Linux Recovery DVD

alanhorkan's Journal - Thu, 03/07/2008 - 4:31pm
New Toys:
A coworker bought himself an Asus Eee PC 700 for a modest €300. After the initial surprise of how small and light it is I got to play around with it for a while.

The custom version of Xandros (née Corel Linux) provided by Asus could hardly look more like Windows XP. The choice of this less popular distribution made life that little bit more awkward when I was struggling to get Citrix installed. When 3rd party software fails I'd be inclined to blame the 3rd party namely Citrix but since it works in Windows my coworker is more inclined to blame Linux and he threatened to buy the Eee PC with Windows next time since his children were already monopolising his new toy.

The very small tight keyboard layout with an undersized shift key got annoying fast, kept inadvertently hitting the up button. The smaller return key (or should I say "enter") is annoying but to be fair I'm used to it being two rows high and it isn't an unusual design choice (seen it on American keyboards layouts). I'm left wondering as to why designers do not elminate the Caps Lock key and the Function keys (F1, F2, etc.) and why it has both a Delete and Backspace key if space is at a premium.

Word of Warning:
In the limited time I had to play around with the Eee PC it was fun but I wanted to play with it more so I tried using the Linux Recovery DVD on a spare computer. I was hoping perhaps it was a Live DVD and I'd be able to setup a test Eee PC playground. I'm glad I used a spare machine since the *Recovery* disc overwrote something on the local hard drive. Don't try this at home. Having read the documentation further the smarter move would have been to get the Software Developer Kit (SDK) from the Asus website http://support.asus.com.tw/download/
and instructions are provided explaining how to setup the Eee PC inside VMWare. Although I didn't find it in my brief search I wouldn't be surprised to soon find a VMWare Player with all this already setup for you.

The Asus Eee PC has really grabbed a lot of attention (or was it the OLPC that started it all) and sparked a whole line of so-called "netbooks" but it will be interesting to see if they can capitalise on their first mover advantage, or hold on to a prestige position like Apple do. It is an impressive machine and I was almost tempted but little annoyances soon focussed my thoughts to more fun things I could do with the money.
In any case the software is what grabs me and I'm pleasantly surprised to see Linux in the mainstream.

Brevity: Mournes 2007 Climbing Trip Report in Twenty Words

alanhorkan's Journal - Tue, 11/12/2007 - 1:36am
Climbing trip report in twenty words*.

Trinity. Mournes. Soup. Drink.
Flooding. Fire brigade. Four dinners. Mulled wine. Drink.
Pidgeon Rock. Climbing! Hot Ribena. Orange Monster. Drink. Porterhouse. Home.

* twenty unique words is close enough.

As seen on TV!

alanhorkan's Journal - Sat, 24/11/2007 - 12:30am
Late on a Friday evening at the computer and with an episode of CSI Las Vegas playing on the television I unusually didn't switch channels as soon as the advertisements came and on was surprised to see Durex advertising a vibrator on television. Don't recall seeing Durex advertise on television before, so advertising a vibrator seems that bit more unusual and interesting.

Specifically:
http://www.discoverplay.co.uk/dial_up/the_range/vibrations.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e66tPREEHXo





Curiouser and curiouser.

Insert witty comments below about not having a girlfriend...

Bad haiku

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 04/11/2007 - 9:19pm
sad but true
a knocking on the window
hope it was you

Can't stop the signal

alanhorkan's Journal - Fri, 19/10/2007 - 10:42pm
TV-links may be gone (for now) but there are alternatives such as
TV RSS, and
All U C. Efforts to close down TV Links will likely raise the profile of these and other alternatives even higher.

What you might not realise is that streaming is supposed to be a convenience, downloading but in the background and playing at the same time and then disposing of the files when finished. Which would be fine if you aren't interrupted or do not want to watch the stream again, but a horrific waste of bandwidth if you are forced to download it all again. Having said that the convenience provided by this need breed of website is very impressive and hints at how much more the World Wide Web might yet surprise us.

Cyanide and Happiness: Breakup?

alanhorkan's Journal - Fri, 17/08/2007 - 11:51pm
Would make a sweet t-shirt:

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Climbing in Dalkey Quarry

alanhorkan's Journal - Tue, 12/06/2007 - 11:16pm
The weather wasn't in our favour. Just as I left the house I said I hoped the weather would hold it changed from sunshine to rain. By the time we got to Dalkey things had improved but we did get another brief shower and things were generally overcast so things finished up earlier than they could have done enough if the brilliant sunshine of the morning had only lasted into the evening but we still did pretty well. The long days make it a great time of year for climbing if you can get adequate weather otherwise.

As we were gathering we passed John Mehegan who headed much more quickly to the quarry to climb with friends. Jenny, Rachel, Lena, Hamish, and Brian still wearing a sharp suit (and a pink striped tie) formed a separate group. Soon as he finished off work Luke was hot on our heels, and arrived not too long after us.
Although there was talk of climbing Thrust, a route on the upper cliffs, we ended up at Paradise Lost or "base camp" as Brian called it as so many climbing days begin there. Rachel started to lead Levitation, and Brian joked he would race her. Despite Rachel taking an early lead Brian was soon speeding the adjacent route Mahjongg.

Waiting around Alan (me) did some basic climbing and traversing not much more than a metre from the ground, but it felt good to be out there and getting some climbing done again. I probably should have lead Paradise Lost but I was disinterested in leading it again, still convinced it would be much more enjoyable to solo the route with no rope at all and without the hassle and weight of a rack of gear. Alternatively I might have had time to climbing Levitation before Luke arrived had I been a bit more enthusiastic.
Luke soloed Paradise Lost as a quick warm up, then lead a climb nearby to the left called Fragile. Fragile is so close to Paradise Lost it was at times hard to know if we were really climbing a different. Alan seconded Fragile, making a conspicuous effort to keep left, deliberately avoiding the easy line in an attempt to make it a little more challenging but for the most part it was really wasn't difficult.
After a pondering our options and asking for suggestions Luke decided to tackle E-route. The clouds had dissipated enough let through a little sunshine and light the upper half of the route. As Alan began the climb a gentle drip drip of rain began. This brief shower was more than a little off putting, but Alan was able to get started thanks to suggestions from Philip and Dennis and the rest of the climb was good fun from there.

Enthusiasm and energy varied and it would have been so much better to go out earlier on my day off but it was a good evenings climbing and I'm glad I made the effort to get out there and just do it.

Trinity Ball Weekend Dalkey Quarry

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 13/05/2007 - 4:18pm
Geoff Quigley, Luke Stratford, and Alan Horkan (me) went rock climbing in Dalkey Quarry.
Geoff started by leading a route called Delectissimo, seconded by Luke.
Next Luke lead Jameson Ten and Geoff took his turn to follow and seconded the route.

Then Alan made his first and long overdue lead climb on Paradise Lost. Paradise Lost is one of the easiest routes in the Quarry, climbed by practically every beginner who has ever climbed in Dalkey. Things get a little more complicated without the luxury of a top rope to fall back on and with the extra weight of a full climbing rack jingling like a one man band. The achievement of a first lead climb was somewhat diminished by Luke ("Safetly Officer") climbing solo up alongside Alan without any ropes at all but the important lesson was placing gear correctly and setting anchors more than the actual climb itself. Now that I've done my first lead climb I now need make sure to do my next before too long.

Not sure if Luke and Geoff climbed anything else as I had to go to work. Been a long day, and I've been extremely hungry. Better get some sleep, work again tomorrow.

Could've, would've, should've.

alanhorkan's Journal - Sat, 05/05/2007 - 10:59pm
Airplane tickets are cheap, cheap enough that going to another country might just be cheaper than visiting parts of Ireland. The cheapest airlines are run much like a bus service only with much more pointless harassment in dubious attempts at security. While I was student I pondered how when I paid off my loans and I had a bit of money I could find cheap flights and do a bit of city hopping. One too many times I've said two of the places I'd always wanted to visit are Anchorage and Edinburgh, and when I mentioned it most recently I was told why don't you just go? Always good to have someone in your life to push you to do the things you have always wanted to do anyway.

March 19th, 20th, 21st, Saturday through Monday, I will be in Edinburgh. I had flights nominally cost two cent, but the actual cost including various taxes comes to more like €60 (think that was actually for two return tickets). Less than the cost of one single Trinity Ball ticket and it is going to be great. I shopped around a bit for a good deal but indecision served me well and when I checked again the prices had dropped even lower, an understanding boss and a flexible timetable certainly helped.

Cannot recall if anyone I know is living in Edinburgh at the moment but if you are do give me a shout. Never been to Scotland before, let alone Edinburgh. Suggestions welcome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinburgh

Not suitable for children under 36 months

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 09/04/2007 - 11:11pm
This month I celebrated(?) my (twenty?)seventh birthday. My big sister bought me a toy called a "Test Tube Alien". I was very careful with the sharp scissors as I did not want to cut myself on the sharp edges of the plastic pack. :P
If you think paper cuts are annoying try cutting yourself on a plastic blister pack, the packaging is more dangerous than most toys.

The toy comes in a plastic "test tube" about the size of an ordinary slim-jim drinking glass, more like a sample jar you might see in a natural history museum than the what you might think of as a test tube. The container has a small opening at the top to allow liquids to be poured in our drained out. At first all you can see is the protective foam egg which you must rinse away to reveal the little plastic alien. Mine is apparently an evil alien by the name of Shako. Inside the alien head a little light emitting diodes flashed on and off inside his hard plastic head to show it is alive, and the colours change between orange, green, or red, depending on his state of health. The body appears to be some kind of compacted foam material and the water is supposed to gradually cause it to expand or "grow". There is a feeding solution which smelled of acetone, which I'm guessing forms a week acid to create a crude battery and help power the toy. I suppose the solution might also help dissolve the body of the creature and help it grow.

The average lifespan of this creature is supposed to be a fortnight but much shorter than that if neglected. Should I write again on the subject the title will most likely be be the obituary of Shako, or probably an "Alien Autopsy".

These seem like perfect toys for Buddhists parents reluctant to give real live pets to children.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_Tube_Aliens
http://www.testtubealiens.com/

Best things in Life are free

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 05/03/2007 - 2:15am
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

Dante Hicks, Clerks (1994).
Thrown in at the deep end on my first day but things went fairly well. Called up at short notice to fill in for a no-show I was kept plenty busy and things only quietened down as I was about to finish. Technically it wasn't my first day but after a week of training where I had a supervisor to help out if I got stuck or the shop got very busy, it was much more difficult ot work through on my own and muddle through through any problems, always thinking on your feet.
The job itself I should explain is managing a small video store, interent cafe, and tanning salon. Nice to be able to work only one job and be able to put three more jobs on my C.V. adding to my other eclectic jobs such as teaching arts and crafts to children, teaching computers to science students, snooker hall manager, working at an internet startup and working for a major distillery to name but a few.
People are generally in a good mood when they go to a video store, and it makes life so much better to be providing a service people do not need but choose to have. This is a far cry from call centre work, for a company that was not well liked, providing tech support that at worst was fire fighting poorly designed products the customers and at best was helping teach customers enough to make use of the product or service.
[Details left intentionally vague to protect me from the guilty, enough people already badmouthing the company and there are no shortage of unpleasant companies providing services customers think they need but do not particularly want at over inflated prices, so I think most people can relate.]

Cinderella's going to the ball

alanhorkan's Journal - Fri, 23/02/2007 - 3:22am
Blagged myself an invite to the close of festival party. Hell Yeah!

Sunshine on a frosty day

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 07/02/2007 - 11:51pm
Climbing in Dalkey Quarry with Jack, Jenny, Luke, Colin, Ursula, and Alan.

Routes climbed: Paradise Lost, and F Route
(and an icy scramble down a corner of the quarry)

Jack was not attacked by a ravenous mountain goat but a gremlin did steal his crabs (aka carabiner).
Coly was hugged by all. Not because anyone likes him, just because his legendary blue jacket is so warm.
Luke went back and reclimbed Paradise Lost successfully completing his first outdoor lead climb.
Alan "milkbottle" got (more) sun burnt, in Ireland in February, with frost, snow, and ice, on the ground.

Luke, Colin, Ursula, went to 'casa de Alan' (as Coly put it) and enjoyed a meal of Chili con Carne.
Many laughs were had, good climbing, excellent day.

Trinity Climbers in Glendalough

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 04/02/2007 - 11:38pm
Summary:
Trinity Climbers trip to Glendalough, County Wicklow, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, February, 2007.
Another excellent trip, made especially pleasant by the blessing of fine weather.
Saturday: Acorn Buttress. Three routes. From right to left, Fascilis Descendus (HS 4b), Provo (VS 4c), and one other route (most likely Inferno).
Sunday: Expectancy. Two routes. An abseil route to the right us was also put to use by our group and several others passing by.



*** INCOMPLETE DRAFT ***

Glendalough is a popular location, so much so that it was unavailable for the second trip of the year which ended up going to the Mournes. An elite few had spent New Years in Glendo, but it was just a taste of things to come.
Rather than pedantically translate Gleann Dá Locha (Glendalough) or repeat what so many tourist brouchers have said already or a picture could more easily communicate, I would suggest instead that depending on your level of English fluency you might be able to take an educated guess at the meaning of the name Glendalough, especially if I were to point out the words glen and lough/loch should be found in any good English dictionary and note "dhá rud" is Irish for two things (counting things but not people). In any case, we invariably shorten Glendalough to Glendo, and I will refer to it as such here after.

The trip began on Friday, a mountain of gear accumulating outside the Luce hall and people running round at the last minute trying to pick up a few extra bits and pieces. Jack had shrewdly exaggerated and told people to meet at 5:30 which nearly everyone had actually arrived by 6 o'clock and we wandered over to the fag on the crag (Oscar Wilde statue, Merrion Square) only to discover the bus driver would be at least another hour. The upside of this delay meant there was time for a pint and some food in the Pav although most of the group decided to stay with the bags and equipment. Captain Ger, Louisa, Casia, Harry, Alan (me), and possibly one or two others, took full advantage of the opportunity to share a quick meal and line our stomachs for the trip ahead.
Once we were on board the bus journey was stunningly short in comparison to other expeditions to places further afield than Wicklow. Stricter controls on the numbers meant we could all fit in a smaller twenty seater coach, there was room enough to drive in, turn around, and drop us right at the door of the IMC Hut. (The alternative in past years had been a long troublesome night hike, with large amounts of heavy gear, awkward loose groceries, and other odds and ends, which felt much longer than it actually was.) Former climbing club captain Liam Murray (who has since become a captain in the Irish Defense Forces) was in the hut to welcome us with a a roaring fire and an already empty bottle of red wine.
Beds were quickly claimed and the table and fridge filled with an abundance of food and kettles set to boil for dinner to cook. After a minor setback and the realisation the kettles were plugged in but the power strip they were attached to wasn't yet connected to the wall, we were able to cook up many different pasta or noodle based meals. Meanwhile drinking began, and several cars full of people swelled our numbers to almost thirty.

There were many things which made this trip remarkable but the Hookah pipe is pretty high on the list. Ari (our man from Finland) had gone to the trouble of bringing this rather large and complicated looking device, carefully reassembling it, filling the glass bowel with water, and lighting the charcoal burner. The combination of large group of students having a party and an elaborate smoking device might lead you to certian incorrect assumptions but flavoured tobacco was what was the only substance being smoked in the Hookah this weekend. The tobacco smelled a lot like raisins to me, as for how it tasted you will need to ask others, as my attention was devoted to some fine Belgian beers. Starting with a small bottle of Duvel, moving on to a more generously sized bottle of Leffe Blonde, after which resorted to generic beers not worth mentioning. The evening was finished off with a taste of tonic wine from the monks of Buckfast Abbey &ndash purely for medicinal purposes of course &ndash and the rest of the bottle safely stored for the next evening.

Musical entertainment was provided not only by Ger the reluctant banjo player, but also Luke on guitar and Deirdre on bodhrán. Deirdre can hardly be described as shy but turned out to be almost as reluctant to play in front of crowd as Ger (somewhat less reluctant when playing in a group). She was however willing to teach and many were happy to try their hand at the bodhrán, although in most cases not literally using their hand but rather the wooden tipper and using only one end. Ari was particularly capable, thanks to previous drumming experience and provided precussion for Ger and Luke on several tunes.


*** INCOMPLETE DRAFT ***
(Maybe another half or two thirds more to go.)

References:
Wicklow.com page for Glendalough
Wikipedia page for Glendalough
Wikipedia page explaining a bodhrán is a type of drum, and more.

Disposable Camera Photo Scans by Lena Doherty:
Photo gallery of Glendalough Trip February 2007
Photo gallery of
Glendalough New Year's Trip



Writers Note:
In the particular context of an online journal it may seem odd to explain Alan (me) is the author of the document but it would be poor writing style if a printed version of this article no longer made sense and this is a relatively easy way to achieve the required clarity.

Rice - Suitable for vegetarians

alanhorkan's Journal - Sat, 27/01/2007 - 8:05pm
Thank you captain obvious. Believe it, the packet of rice I cooked this evening really does explain rice is suitable for vegetarians. It begs the question is there rice that is unsuitable for vegetarians?

Cooked dinner for the parents this evening, Thai Green Chicken Curry. Nothing fancy, three chicken breasts, sauce from a jar, and a little bit of sweetcorn. Diluted the sauce a bit thin with the milk I used to rinse out the jar and the other cooking juices but after a long time simmering it thickened back up nicely, and the sweetcorn made a nice difference without changing the flavour too much.

Next on the list is cooking some biscuits (no not cookies, biscuits) from our childhood favourite the Mr. Men Cookbook. Haven't done much cooking in years and although I'm as capable as ever progress is much much slower.

How could you not like Disney?

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 07/01/2007 - 8:05pm
Some people might wonder why Disney gives me the creeps and why I am much slower to say favourable things about them or buy their products (including their takeover of Pixar, and aside even from the issue of the quality of their products). Sure dont they make cute cartoons and family films? Take a look at an example of them throwing their legal weight around in attempt to stifle freedom of expression and fair use so as to distract from hate speech. There are no shortage of examples of their litigiousness if you care to search, and their rabid protection of their copyrights is in stark contrast to their plundering of the Public Domain for inspiration.

Software Development: Frequently Asked Questions

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 27/12/2006 - 2:53pm
Frequently Asked Questions

Been taking some of free time to read through various mailing lists of projects which I am no longer involved (a project from which I was so rudely and unceremoniously and unilaterally banned). Not only are the same questions reoccurring but also the same condescending replies and complaints about the questions are reoccurring. Even if the people involved are not likely to read this I feel it is worth writing a little about the problems [and possibly make updates to this document in the future] so that others may learn from their all too obvious mistakes.


Question: Why do users keep asking the same questions?

Answer: Some users will always ask the same questions and never make any attempt to figure out the answer for themselves. It is easier and better to say nothing than respond rudely to these users, or failing that provide a short response that developers are aware of the issue. There are ways to reduce the number of questions asked but the sooner you accept the inevitable the better things will be for all involved.


Question: Why do developers keep asking why users keep asking the same questions?

Answer: Every question is an opportunity, questions often highlight various problems of some kind or another. Not all developers realise this. Many think they do but only understand it on a very superficial level.
If a project does not have good documentation and a clearly marked section for Frequently Asked Questions then developers should not be at all surprised when the same questions get asked over and over again. At the very least it is important to back link to previous discussions because it increases the chance of search engines leading users to the right answers.
If features of a program are difficult to find or understand then further testing and usability review may be needed. I know this sounds so obvious as to be patronising but all too often developers blame the user and fail to consider ways in which the software could be improved to make things even more obvious and questions avoided. If bug are known or features are missing long enough for the same questions to be asked frequently then once more it is worth expanding the list of Frequently Asked Questions or even creating a separate list of Known Bugs


Question: What to do? This isn't very encouraging!

Answer: Always try to create new contributors.

A collaborative system like a Wiki makes it easier to encourage users to help answer questions and write up the answers for future reference.
With more technical problems users should be encouraged to submit patches. Telling users to fork the project is not encouraging, not only that it is actively turning contributors away, and failing to instead of compromising and finding something mutually beneficial for them to work on.
Not all (not many in fact) users will be in a position to submit patches and even those who do may submit work that is more hassle than it is worth to maintain.
Expecting them to write patches with a very low chance of being accepted is not encouraging either. A project with clear goals where users get a sense of what is beyond the ordinary scope of the project can help reduce the number of unrealistic requests and proposals which would be too difficult to maintain.


I would hold up Inkscape and Abiword as projects which often do a good job of these tasks. Inkscape has been particularly successful in incrementally documenting problems, making it increasingly easier for the next brave soul to solve (case in point: better support for Macintosh users). Bullying unsuspecting users might amuse some but pointing people in the right direction is far more productive in the long run. There are far too many projects which fail to understand the need for maintainers to manage and guide as much as develop. Creating more contributors should create a self sustaining cycle and more active contributors should mean more time to work on the problems which really interest you.

Here's looking to the New Year and doing things a little differently, hopefully better.

Dead Horse

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 06/12/2006 - 3:22pm
American Pie was a crude but funny and fresh take on a tired genre, teen sex comedies. The franchise was stretched out to three whole films, although the third film was thankfully better than the second and we all thought it was finished off nicely. Then came along the unwanted direct-to-video fourth installment "American Pie Band Camp" which barely managed to get two of the original cast to put in an appearance, although it did feature the lovely Arielle Kebbel.

Little did I know the horse was in for another flogging, a fifth American Pie title "The Naked Mile". It seems American Pie is trying to become a franchise and be like National Lampoons and churn out endless barely related sequels. Speaking of which National Lampoons are releasing a sequel to Van Wilder, with the Indian guy set in England.

It could be worse, someone might decide to make a sequel to the awful film Tenacious D, The pick of Destiny. A terrible film which forces me to reevaluate how I ever found Jack Black amusing but still only the second worst film featuring Tenacious D. The prize of worst film featuring Tenacious D still goes to the Pauly Shore film Biodome, blink and you'll miss them but Tenacious D do make an appearance.

Beer and Crisps

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 03/12/2006 - 1:33am
If you aren't Irish or have not lived in Ireland at least for a while the following entry may not make much sense.

Crisps

Tayto is synonymous with crisps in many part of Ireland and it seem strange how only now have the released the deceptively simple "ready salted" flavour. The package resembles an Argentinian Football player, light blue and white vertical stripes. The crisps themselves are fairly predictable, my only complaint is a more lightly salted crisps would make it easier to eat excessive quantities but in the long run that is probably for the best.
Not only have Tayto released this new flavour but they have released Podge and Rodge branded crisps for culchies. The crisps are rippled and seem suspiciously like existing varieties but I've only tried the Buffalo Breath flavour so far.

North Side Guinness
Guiness must have realised that any new product would cannibalise their existing market so for a little over a year now they have run the Guinness Brewhouse Series releasing variations on the traditional Guinness Stout. The most recent Northstar stout has been entirely underwhelming and for my money you may as well drink Beamish. The previous Toucan brew was nice enough, less heavy for the summer months. Still I'd much rather go to the Porter House and drink their various stouts. For such a nation of drinkers it is a shame we have such limited variety in our beers.

IFI French Film Festival - Cyrano De Bergerac

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 29/11/2006 - 12:18am
Saw Cyrano De Bergerac at the IFI as part of the Cafe Noir French Film Festival. Classic.
Will probably go see Horseman on the Roof later in the week, maybe others too if I have the time.

Climbing Photos: Irish Bouldering League - Galway 2006

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 20/11/2006 - 1:26am
A gallery of photos from the Irish Blouldering League (IBL) was posted on the Climbing.ie website. These things are always more fun with captions which unfortunately the site doesn't allow so instead I will add a few comments of my own and point out some of the photos which may be of more interest to Trinity climbers.

Read on...

I will only link directly to one image, as it not polite to hot link other peoples images. I should also warn that because it is an outside link it could easily break or be changed and I cannot take any responsibility for any of the links breaking or images looking any more horrific than they already do. Other links will be normal links to the Climbing.ie website.


 Paddy Clarke Possesed
Call the Exorcist: Paddy Clarke Possesed
.
Paddy Clarke climbing in a snowstorm. Maybe it wasn't snowing indoors and there was just chalk everywhere but I like my explaination better. Paddy starts from sitting, watched by Brian and Tanja.

Watching and waiting. Crowds of climbers await there turn and puzzle out how to approach the problems. Hamish can be seen in his orange/red top with Brian standing beside him, and Heather on the right at the middle. Katriona can be seen back centre wearing her pink top and Tanja is on right wearing a blue top. Heather climbing problem 11 jamming foot hard in the corner. Hamish watches Heather scoring, I mean keeping score, clipboard in hand.
You can tell by the shirt it is Brian, if that is in fact his real name! Brian and Brian again.
Photos of peoples backs are not particularly interesting and it can be difficult to tell who is who, I only recognised my own photo by the hoodie I was wearing. Not the guy climbing, but on the left Alan (me) can be seen trying to figure out climbing problem 14, the one with the odd stickey outey bit. Got quite close and I know I could have done it on a good day but couldn't get it in the required three attempts.
Katriona climbing in her pink cardigan. Tanja stands up to start on problem 9. Looks like Leena.

Message scrawled on the grey masking tape on the wall instucts climbers to start from a seated position. It is not a suggestion to wear your own ass for a hat, easy misunderstanding to make. The climber reaches for the first bonus point on problem 9.

GIMP developers in Copyright Violation scandal!

alanhorkan's Journal - Sun, 05/11/2006 - 11:34pm
Now that I've got your attention I actually want to mention Google code search. Google code search was released a while back and people found various funny things to do with it. The obvious thing for any geek to do is an ego search, and amongst the results of the google code search for Alan Horkan the following comment jumped right out at me:
;; Alan Horkan 2004.  Copyright.
;; I'll fix it and license it differntly later if anyone cares to ask
The comment (spelling mistake and all) is from a gimp script to insert a guide by percent.

Okay so maybe not a huge copyright violation scandal but it gives you an idea of how little code review gets done. No wonder big corporations have serious concerns about where code comes from and SCO were able to create so much fear, uncertainty, and doubt. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Without explicitly asking first the developers committed code I had never intended to be included. Scripts were an easy fix for my own use and I had attached them to a bug report as a good way to show what I thought was needed. I had hoped for a better properly integrated solution written in C instead of several smaller scripts cluttering up the menus (see also Inkscape). Rather than argue it I took the easy out and decided to let them continue on, one less argument I didn't need. In truth I did argue the point, this was just one of several scripts, and I did repeatedly ask them to correct the copyright information on at least one of the other scripts (which they eventually did) but it seems this last one slipped by.
If I were a litigious person where would the responsibility lie, the developer who committed the code, the maintainers, or the distributors? Not only did the GIMP developers fail to adequately review the code but none of the distributors reviewed the code either, contributory infringement anyone?

Comparesoft (founded by Michael Robertson) also appear to have violated my copyrights by distributing two of my scripts. Mostly I am unimpressed by their failure to ask or inform me of their intention to use my scripts and distribute them to users. Not sure how to proceed or if I should do anything about it at all. My scripts were marked as copyright, not GPL and were not intended for redistribution beyond personal use and I had expected people to ask before doing anything with them. Irregardless it is common courtesy to ask and vigilant lawyers usually insist on their clients asking (as can been seen from frequent letters from magazine publishers requesting permission) even for software released under the GNU General Public License (GPL). Comparesoft are well within their rights to distribute rebranded open source software but I do hope their customers understand that they are really only being charged for the technical support and the same software is freely available from other sources.

The ego search reminded me of quite a few projects I had contributed to and where some of that copious spare time spent on Open Source software had gone to. It gave me a good feeling to realise quite how many different projects I have managed to have even a small influence on. A million monkeys on a million typewriters?

Good old Dublin town: Traditional Singers

alanhorkan's Journal - Sat, 04/11/2006 - 2:10am
Sometimes you see things and it feels obvious they must exist only you may not have noticed them before. Dublin has plenty of live music, more than the tourist trap music of Temple bar. The trick is knowing where too look.

After several failed attempts to meet my old friend Jonathan Tennant for a pint - he running around like a mad thing trying to sort out his show for Radió na Life - we eventually decided to meet in Mayes pub on North Fredrick Street. He mentioned there would be a session, of the musical not drinking variety, but I didn't realise it would be signing only, unaccompanied by any music.

It was different and very entertaining. Singers take turns and perform old tunes people seemed to know and original tunes, including a humourous tune one about the alcohol induced misadventures of a certain Aussie Rules football player after the compromise rules match against the Gaelic football players.
Not knowing any of the songs I remained more quiet than I have ever been before in any pub, but with some of the easier tunes I made an effort sing along at the chorus as did most people. Perfoming is welcomed and encouraged but not a requirement.

Next time you are in the mood for traditional Irish music perhaps you will check out the Góilín singers club, most Friday evenings from 9 o'clock, upstairs in Mayes pub.

If you do not understand English you will not know what this means

alanhorkan's Journal - Thu, 02/11/2006 - 12:37am
Reading through bug reports and feature requests I saw yet another user who wanted to use a program in a language other than the default language of their Operating System. I have seen this request many times. The usual answer is to move or remove the .po language file and allowing the American text to show through. There is also the more complicated old school approach of mess setting command line variables, which as you can imagine is lots of fun for beginners who have never ever used the command line before.

As with most requests there is an underlying problem users are trying to solve and developers have to figure out what the real underlying problem might be if there even is one. Imagine a doctor being asked for a prescription of Viagra and trying to figure out if the patient has health problems that need to be dealt with. At least part of the problem is that translations are crappy, but translation is hard work so I mean no disrespect to the translators. Even then there are languages for which no translation exists and users have no option but to use English and struggle through as best they can. This means the original interface needs to be as clear and simple as possible, as a rule of thumb if you cannot translate out of English and then back again and still make sense then things need to be simplified even further. The complexity of the English only makes translation work harder and the frequent use of slang and over-complicated jargon or un-translatable acronyms certainly does not help. For example the acronym URL cannot be translated but the words address, or link, or resource, can easily be translated. I have been told Dutch translators end up using the equivalent of "URL Address" to crudely work-around the problem. In truth this is two problems, depending on the context the original word should have been Address in the first place and the translators should not have taken the easy option but instead made sure the original mistake was corrected. Unfortunately that almost never happens, understandably translators would rather translate than try to swim upstream and become programmers.

No doubt many applications already do offer such a feature, each in their own unique and horribly inconsistent manner. The idea of ever application providing an option to change the language independent of the Operating System doesn't feel right to me. Perhaps what is needed is a small application allowing users to easily launch an application in another language? Maybe such a thing already exists but is hidden away as a tool to help test translations?
Anyone intersted in taking on the challenge of creating a tiny application to start a program in a langauge other than the current default?

World Trade Center - Lies of Omission

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 11/10/2006 - 5:21pm
It is strange that Oliver Stone a director normally known for the strong political message of his films would commit such a huge lie of omission in his attempts to make very non-political film. It would have been easier to accept the lack of politics in the film had it not been for the ridiculous portrayal of Marine Dave Karnes. The sentiment of a religious man determined to help with the search and rescue for survivors was noble but the film portrays him as the kind of disturbing American religious zealot that worries the rest of the world nearly as much as other types of religious fundamentalists scare George W. Bush. The film ends with a message telling how he went on to serve two terms in Iraq, which although true unfortunately feeds into the mistaken belief promoted by the Bush administration that there was a direct connection between Iraq and the terrorist attack of September 11.

The film is not without other flaws. The visions of Jesus were visually interesting but unfortunately broke viewers away from the reality of the film and lead me to wonder about the alleged heavy drug use of the director. The film makes it appear as if officer Dominick Pezzulo committed suicide when in fact he fired off one last shot to draw attention before his massive injuries killed him. Arguably Oliver Stone made the film he intended to make, a very small film set against the backdrop of a very big tragedy but the limited scope of the film is ultimately unsatisfying.

The destruction of the World Trade Center was a powerful and tragic event which is where the true impact of the film comes from. Truth is stranger than fiction. A fictional film like Oliver Stone's World Trade Center does not do the events justice. I would recommend instead the documentary film 9/11 by the brothers Jules Naudet and Gedeon Naudet. I have not yet seen the film United 93 myself but I have heard good things about it too and it may also be worth considering.

http://www.slate.com/id/2147350/nav/tap1/
http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=40&ItemID=10775

GIMP: Please Change the Derogatory Name

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 02/10/2006 - 1:13am
The GNU Image Manipulation Program uses the acronym GIMP. The most common meaning of the term gimp refers to lameness, and the term is considered offensive to people with physical disabilities. The second most common usage refers to bondage fetishism and the film Pulp Fiction (1994) played no small part in planting the idea in the popular consciousness. These usage and the potential for misunderstanding or embarrassment makes some people reluctant to use the name in settings such as a conservative office. It also leads to the occasional request from users to change the name of the GIMP hence the title of this journal entry.

Aside from the disability meaning, the secondary connotation of bondage fetishism is well known to the developers and there is a long standing bug report based on that meaning with the following title: GIMP becomes enraged upon donning of leather mask.

There is an unwillingness to even acknowledge the name might be a concern for some people. The discussion continue for quite a while until the moderator started blocking my messages without warning. I had not at any point been rude or abusive, if anything I had continued to be as polite as possible despite rude remarks directed at me. It seems now polite persistence is a banning offence.

Your request to the Gimp-user mailing list

Posting of your message titled "Re: [Gimp-user] Please Change the Derogatory Name"

has been rejected by the list moderator.  The moderator gave the
following reason for rejecting your request:

"No reason given"

The blocking of my messages (four of them) is especially odd in the context of the list moderators Manish Singh (yosh) being unwilling to block the postings of carol@gimp.org after requests by both Dave Neary and Sven Neuman to do something to prevent that specific address being used and explain himself. Apparently Yosh thinks he gave a clear warning(?) but it is untirely unclear to me his message meant he was going to start moderating my posts to the list, especially not unilaterrally and without even getting approval from Sven.

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark"

***DRAFT*** I may expand on this later ***DRAFT***
See the mailing list archives for more details.
http://www.mail-archive.com/gimp-user@lists.xcf.berkeley.edu/msg11070.html

Rising Tide

alanhorkan's Journal - Fri, 29/09/2006 - 3:11pm
Rising Tide raises all boats? A possible future for Australia.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1235596-6,00.html

I have always been interested to know what things might look like in future, either due to continental drift or the more likely and more rapid process of rising sea levels.
For added effect I took the images and quickly made an animated GIF with 6 frames, 2 seconds per frame.



Possible future sea levels for Australia.

Do not link directly to the image as I plan to move it elsewhere (or possibly take it down).

Akademy Day 6 - Aikido, Noodles, Pints

alanhorkan's Journal - Fri, 29/09/2006 - 12:13am
Inge Wallin wanted to take an Aikido class and I have been sort of meaning to get back into practicing so I went along too. It had been so long since my last Aikido class I had forgotten how to tie the belt correctly. The kneeling position still kills my ankles and I didn't remember half as much as I might have liked but after a while I did start getting back into it. It was good to take a break from the usual routine and get a bit of exercise and be thrown around the place by people in white pyjamas.

The best part of the Aikido was not only did it leave me with a raging thirst but gave me a good appetite for dinner. I had sent out a mail encouraging people attending Akademy to come to Wagamama, a japanese noodle bar. I forgot to warn them in advance about needing to wait for a while. My original plan had been to go much earlier but Akademy is very busy with many BoF sessions being run in the late afternoon and evening (and clashing). I had contacted the restaurant in advance but they don't take bookings, and I didn't get a chance to phone ahead to say we were on our way. It didn't help that while we were standing around outside loads more people joined the queue in front of us. In the end most people balked and we were left with a small group of just eight people. The wait was worse than I had predicted, almost half an hour but it was worth it in the end. All agreed the food was great. I had Absolute Wagamama (44) which included gozu, chicken ramen, and a raw juice. Aaron bought lots of sake and generously encouraged us to try some. I'm not sure I've tried sake before but as I'm not a fan of wine to begin with, rice wine doesn't do it for me either. I finished off the meal with an extra order of special juice, made from pear, spinach, and beetroot, and it tasted much better than the ingredients might suggest. None of us had room left for dessert but from past visits I highly recommend the white chocolate and ginger cheesecake.
There is a good chance others will return to Wagamama for lunch or the next day before 7pm when things are less busy but it is a shame the group fell apart the way it did. I am a little disappointed I didn't do a better job of managing expectations and I definitely should have encouraged people to form smaller groups and go on ahead earlier if they had wanted.

Went for a quick pint in Porter House (Nassau Street) and took the last bus home.


(BoF: Birds of a Feather)

Akademy linkorama

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 25/09/2006 - 1:56pm
Aaron Seigo and his Akademy Keynote talk:
http://aseigo.blogspot.com/2006/09/akademy-06-day-0.html
Thanks to the organisers especially Tink who put in so much despite knowing she would be unable to attend
http://aseigo.blogspot.com/2006/09/some-quick-thanks.html

Daniel Haas provides transcripts of various Akademy talks
http://shyru.blogspot.com/2006/09/akademy-2006-qtdbus-and.html

Day 1
http://tsdgeos.blogspot.com/
http://tsdgeos.blogspot.com/2006/09/akademy-day-1.html

Day 1
http://delftblueramblings.blogspot.com/2006/09/akademy-2006-contributors-conference.html

Pizza
http://people.fruitsalad.org/adridg/bobulate/index.php?/archives/271-We-are-not-out-of-pizza.html

Akademy Awards
http://www.kdedevelopers.org/node/2388


Planet News aggregation sites are great but unfortunately they are transient and very soon all the interesting Akademy links will be pushed off the page and become much harder to find, which I was I have made an effort to gather what links I can here on my pages.

Preparing for Akademy

alanhorkan's Journal - Tue, 19/09/2006 - 11:33pm
Installed Novell SLED on roughly twenty machines. The network had mysteriously gone down - most likely it is somehow related to the Akademy network needing to be isolated from the main network - which meant we had to abandon the original plan to get a working image and network install it to the rest of the machines. Installing from DVD wasn't too bad but since Novell default to Gnome and does not provide a clear and easy option in the installer to make KDE the default we had to leave out Gnome entirely. We did end up with several machines running the default Gnome setup and we added KDE and the necesary development tools after the fact. Hopefully users will know to click on the label "Session" and choose KDE before they login if they do not want to use the Gnome default. None of the Novell machines include KOffice and I'm sure there is other popular software we are missing. We will need to install the ice cream distributed compiler for the Akademy compile farm and various security updates so hopefully we will have a chance to install extra software then too.

After that we started on bag packing. Each person attending Akademy should receive a black fabric bags with the KDE logo emblazed on it. We have odd numbers of things so not everyone will get exactly the same things but I hope we can count on people to share and make sure the valuable equipment like universal power adapters get shared with those who most need them.
we should have more than enough copies of Linux Magazine #69 (DVD not included) for everyone.
Other bits and peices in the pack were Helix stickers, a map of Dublin, and various bits of advertising including fliers from Trolltech extolling the virtues of QT 4.1 although it has already been superceded QT 4.2. If any developers are actually reading this I do hope they will upgrade to QT 4.2 as soon as possible and take advantage of QDialogButtonBox and take advantage of the potential to better integrate QT applications with other enviroments.

Not much more to say for now, plenty more organising left to do for Akademy and I look forward to meeting lots of KDE developers from Friday onwards.

Software Patents: The Lawyers always win

alanhorkan's Journal - Wed, 30/08/2006 - 11:16am
Abiword is in the news and has been cited as prior art to help combat the overly broad XML patents Microsoft has applied for. The New Zealand Open Source Society (NZOSS) has campaigned against Microsoft on the issue forcing various changes reducing the scope of the patent.

In the news:
Tetonic reports on the Microsoft XML Patents.
Computer World reports on the moral victory of the New Zealand Open Source Society.

Further References:
Campaign against EU Software Patents
http://www.nosoftwarepatents.com/
Software Patents Landmines
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/fighting-software-patents.html


It is sad to say but in their quest to attract the business of large multi-nationals to Ireland our own technologically illiterate politicians are at the forefront, pushing more and more restrictive copyright and patent laws pandering to the short term interest of the powerful. Software is fundamentally mathematics, a set of instrutions, a list of ingredients. There is no invention only inevitable discovery and software should no more be patentable than mathematics.

Evolution or Creationism?

alanhorkan's Journal - Mon, 28/08/2006 - 9:43pm
There have been jokes made before about creating custom branded Linux distributions including religious distributions but Ubuntu Christian Edition is for real. Essentially it is an independent version of Ubuntu packed a few extras including Biblical software and Web filtering software. Some of the artwork has been re-branded to include the Jesus Fish. Ubuntu uses Gnome by default and so does Ubuntu Christian Edition. Does that mean KDE is for heathens? (Only joking, we are on different teams but we are all playing the same game. Look forward to see you all at Akademy.)

According to Distrowatch.com yes it does include Evolution for email. Gimp is also included. I mention the latter because both are programs have names which I think any distributions might want to change and would be well within their rights to do so under the GNU General Public License (GPL). The GPL makes such forking and rebranding possible, if anything I believe developers should do more to allow re-branding without forking, agree to disagree and convince those people to help out to avoid the redundant work a full fork would require. Very often it projects themselves need to rebrand for legal reasons and it seems the kind of thing every project should plan for a lot like portability. Being able to easily rebrand your software may open up commercial opportunities and provide a clear distinction between commercially supported and free versions of the same software.

Ubuntu Christian Edition upset one commentator so much he felt the need to describe it as the "Most offensive thing I've seen all day". Sure makes a change from the self-righteous indignation of those who claim to be religious.
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